In other words, this is freaking nonsense! What kind of parent, or person at that, would buy a child this stupid toy called Neko Funjyatta (I stepped on a cat)??? Japanese people are notorious for their random perversions…but really? I stepped on a cat toy?
This is a disturbing realization because as a fan of Entourage, I thought Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui) was a pretty woman. But then I was surfing the net, and came across a photo of who I thought was Sloan looking a bit on the chubbier side…but after reading the article, I realized it was simply a girl from the show Jersey Shore. I don’t know her name on the show, or her real life name… but she totally looks like Sloan.
Okay to be fair, Heidi Montag has most likely have had more than just two faces. I’ve tried to ignore the magazines at the new stands, or anything really to do with Spencer and Heidi but this whole 10 plastic surgeries in a day is a bit disturbing… so since it’s on my mind…
Heidi is said to be 23 years old… I of course do not believe that nonsense. I trust what I see, and what I see is a 37 year old.
The above picture is when she was 23…below you will see her new and ‘improved’ 37 yr old self.
The age jump transformation included: a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frownline area; a nose job revision; fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips; chin reduction; neck liposuction; had her ears pinned back; a breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs; and a buttock augmentation.
Apparently not! MyVibe is the first X-rated App approved by Apple meant to give you pleasure.
So now I have to wipe away more than face grease when borrowing a phone?! Uggh gross…wtf is our world coming to? Why would we need a Vibe App for our pleasure on a PHONE? There are enough perverts riding the metro or subway as it is. Did the idiots at Apple really have to give them more of a reason to “discreetly” pleasure themselves in public?Am I the only one who thinks this is unnecessary and inappropriate? While they’re at it, they may as well add a Self-Wash App for the phone which automatically goes off after the MyVibe App is used.
So…if you’re a malodorous pervert, there’s an App for that.
“Women .. Think they are men these days.. They feel that they are men but the part they dont realize is that they admit every day that they are not men. I dont have guys opening my doors or helping me lift boxes or picking a oozing zit from my forehead. you get the point
So, the author of this website wanted to go to a Lakers game but the thing is she does not know the rules of the game. She wants to shell out major money in a recession but not even know why. It is like a deaf person going to a concert.
it is incompetent and illogical.. besides, in that time she can be on the internet looking for recipes to make after i come from the laker game to have ready for me.
its this stupid behavior that needs to come to an end. they want the best of both worlds.
I always say we messed up when we gave them the right to vote.
the lucretia mott and susan b anthonys of the world are ruining this world.”
-curtis crump
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?”
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third try at another department store at the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this?”
The lady looked closely at her and replied, “Have you tried Clearasil?”
That joke deserves a punchline drum roll for sure! so funny! What?! I felt like sharing a joke today. Good times.
Bad breath is a definite deal-breaker!
If your breath smells “bad” because you enjoyed a scrumptious meal then fine, I won’t make an obvious stink-face when you speak to me…But come on people its time to make sure that your oral hygiene is up to par!
I was speaking to a lost soul the other day and all I could think about was how horrific his breath smelled. I could barely hear what he was saying because his breath was louder than his words. I was offended, why did he want me to suffer like that…what did I do to deserve to be tortured by his toxic mouth smell? I’ll never know I guess.
Even a half-wit can figure out how to maintain good oral hygiene: Visit the dentist regularly! Take the time to floss, brush (including the tongue), and rinse after every meal or at least twice a day.
There are a number of causes of bad breath. We know how to get rid of bad breath when we are at home near our toothbrushes right? I truly hope so…
But what can you do when you are not at home?
I like to keep a travel size bottle of Listerine in my bag at all times. It’s super inexpensive and it really comes in handy. You can also buy a travel size toothbrush and toothpaste…but again the travel size Listerine bottle is a MUST have!
If you’re out drinking and decided to leave your purse behind or your pals are being stingy with their gum…then go to the bar and grab a lemon wedge, sprinkle some salt on it and suck away! That should keep you from grossing out your lover or any potential lovers for the time being. Worst case, find water and swish it around in your mouth a few times!
You are welcome!
I received an unusually early phone call from one of my girlfriends this morning, apparently her “Thirsty Thursday” night plans ended with some Hills-like drama. Though she only remembers bits and pieces of the night, she is pretty sure she puked on her date and flashed her Britney to his friend while getting out of the car. Not only does she feel like she was run over by an elephant, but now she has to deal with the uncomfortable situation of explaining to her love interest that she is in fact a classy broad. All of this could have been avoided, this should not be happening as much anymore. Celebrities like Amy Winehouse have made it a crime to act like this in public.
How much alcohol is too much? If you’re going to drink alcohol it is up to you to make this judgment call.
I love to be out with my friends, drinking and engaging in unusually loud banter, being silly and letting lose. But there is a thin line between losing your inhibitions and losing control of yourself, and that’s exactly what my too early to call me friend did last night. When someone drinks too much not only are they putting themselves in danger, but they are extremely obnoxious to everyone around them. There’s a point when ‘happy juice’ becomes ‘lousy juice’ and the bad effects of the alcohol outweighs the fun effects.
The amount of alcohol you can handle is different for everyone, but usually more is not better. So, if you are out drinking and you think you might just be at your limit… YOU PROBABLY ARE! And if your friends think you are at your limit, YOU PROBABLY ARE!
It’s highly unlikely that you will regret not drinking enough the next morning, so save yourself the embarrassment and your friends from the Hills-recap the next morning by making the necessary judgement call. Cheers!
Note: If at any point in your life you resemble Amy Winehouse it’s time to rethink what you are doing.
I blame the Oompa-Loompas for starting the orange skin craze. It’s mind boggling really, how can someone think they look great when their body suit resembles that of a fictional story character?
Looking like you just came back from a beach vacation is great. Looking like you’re auditioning for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a major don’t.
If you can’t live without self-tanners then here are a few tips to help you avoid the dreadful orange streaks.
Before applying the product take time to exfoliate and moisturize your skin. This will help create an even surface. I recommend using Banana Boat’s VitaSkin Pre-Sunless Smoother Exfoliating Scrub; you can find it at your local Drugstore.
The day you plan to use the self-tanner, exfoliate the skin but skip the moisturizing to avoid interfering with the self-tanners absorption. Take your time to rub the product in completely, using a lotion with built-in tint works great and will minimize the risk of streaks. Clinique carries a few great options and won’t leave a dent in your wallet. Remember to wash your hands immediately afterwards in warm soapy water.
Worst case scenario… invest in prepackaged wipes that contain self-tanner to touch up missed areas and to blend in the stripes. Managed to look like you were burned in the sun by tanning too dark? Don’t fret, just soak a cotton ball in hydrogen peroxide or lemon juice and wipe the entire area till you get your desired results.
Do get a healthy sunless looking tan.
Don’t forget orange is NOT a natural skin color.
