Pretty Obsessed » fugly http://prettyobsessed.com Pretty Obsessed With All Things Pretty Fri, 04 May 2012 21:48:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Flat as a Flitter http://prettyobsessed.com/flat-as-a-flitter/ http://prettyobsessed.com/flat-as-a-flitter/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:23:51 +0000 Meha http://prettyobsessed.com/?p=906 55660393

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?”

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store at the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this?”

The lady looked closely at her and replied, “Have you tried Clearasil?”

That joke deserves a  punchline drum roll for sure! so funny! What?! I felt like sharing a joke today. Good times.

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