So now I have to wipe away more than face grease when borrowing a phone?! Uggh gross…wtf is our world coming to? Why would we need a Vibe App for our pleasure on a PHONE? There are enough perverts riding the metro or subway as it is. Did the idiots at Apple really have to give them more of a reason to “discreetly” pleasure themselves in public?Am I the only one who thinks this is unnecessary and inappropriate? While they’re at it, they may as well add a Self-Wash App for the phone which automatically goes off after the MyVibe App is used.

So…if you’re a malodorous pervert, there’s an App for that.