Pretty Obsessed

Bad breath is a definite deal-breaker!

If your breath smells “bad” because you enjoyed a scrumptious meal then fine, I won’t make an obvious stink-face when you speak to me…But come on people its time to make sure that your oral hygiene is up to par!

I was speaking to a lost soul the other day and all I could think about was how horrific his breath smelled. I could barely hear what he was saying because his breath was louder than his words. I was offended, why did he want me to suffer like that…what did I do to deserve to be tortured by his toxic mouth smell? I’ll never know I guess.

Even a half-wit can figure out how to maintain good oral hygiene: Visit the dentist regularly! Take the time to floss, brush (including the tongue), and rinse after every meal or at least twice a day.

There are a number of causes of bad breath. We know how to get rid of bad breath when we are at home near our toothbrushes right? I truly hope so…

But what can you do when you are not at home?

I like to keep a travel size bottle of Listerine in my bag at all times. It’s super inexpensive and it really comes in handy. You can also buy a travel size toothbrush and toothpaste…but again the travel size Listerine bottle is a MUST have!

If you’re out drinking and decided to leave your purse behind or your pals are being stingy with their gum…then go to the bar and grab a lemon wedge, sprinkle some salt on it and suck away! That should keep you from grossing out your lover or any potential lovers for the time being. Worst case, find water and swish it around in your mouth a few times!

You are welcome!